We’re all going to die. The world will continue to spin. You can’t take it with you. It is possible to steal someone’s thunder from the grave. It’s not worth it. He should have invested in hand baskets!

A young cowboy from Montana goes off to college. Halfway through the semester, he has foolishly squandered all his money. Trying desperately to think of a way to get his father to send more money,he remembers how much his dad loves his old hound dog, Ol’ Blue. He calls home. “Dad,” he says, “You won’t [...]

This came by way of GaryZ… WRONG E-MAIL ADDRESS This one is priceless….A lesson to be learned from typing the wrong email address!!!! A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter.. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. [...]

I know. We ALL hate those forwarded emails. But you have to admit, that sometimes you laugh. Here’s two funny one’s I found in my email box. Words of Wisdom I actually found a link to order the above t-shirt at: http://www.neatoshop.com/product/Bomb-Technician. It’s also a pretty kool blog, so stop by to buy the t-shirt, [...]

From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this: What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes [...]

I’m sorry. I know I’m suppose to be working. But I keep hearing this clip on the Alex Jones’ show and it makes me laugh every time. Not because I think this guy is wrong, but because I swear that I have NEVER heard someone tell someone off a person so eloquently in my life. [...]

I was listening to Coast to Coast last night and they started the show with the usual new update and they mentioned that Ben Bernanke’s renomination for a second term as president of the federal reserve was being held up and that Senator Jim Bunning of Kentucky went off on Bernanke at the Senate Banking [...]

This doesn’t need any explanation. Just watch. Enjoy the laugh. You can also check out the HD version and/or the entire episode of SNL (Season 35 : Ep. 7) at Hulu.com http://www.hulu.com/watch/110317/saturday-night-live-china-cold-open

I remember back in the “Chicago Days” having to listen to haters say… of course the Yankee’s won. We could win too if we bought a team. Well I’m here to say that Cubs fan should try it once (or 27 times). It feels good. And it feels a lot better than holding out hope [...]

This ones from Mikki… Memo: Cursing at Work Dear Employees: It has been brought to management’s attention that some individuals throughout the company have been using foul language during the course of normal conversation with their co-workers. Due to complaints received from some employees who may be easily offended, this type of language will no [...]