Monday Funny
This one comes from JNNII.
Monday Funny
Todays funny was sent in by Lorraine. It’s an insider graphic design joke, from Laura Earley’s blog, but if you are a designer, it’s SUPER Funny!
Missing Missy: A Graphic Designers Responsibility
Graphic designers are often thought of a resilient hard working individuals that at the drop of a hat can switch gears and work on multiple projects at one time. For the most part this is true, and we are happy to accommodate our clients needs, unless the project is completely ridiculous. A good friend, also in a creative field, forwarded me this e-mail exchange between a graphic designer and his coworker regarding a poor lost cat. Clearly this would take first priority over all other work related projects. I dare you to hold back the tears while reading about the tragic tale of Missing Missy.
Click Here to read the rest. If you’re a designer, it will truly be worth it!
Vonetta McGee died…
Vonetta McGee, an actress who scaled the ranks of Black Hollywood during blaxploitation film era of the 1970s, passed away after experiencing cardiac arrest and being on life support for two days. She was 65, though some have her year of birth listed as 1940.
McGee appeared opposite Fred Williamson in the black action movie ‘Hammer’ in 1972, and had starring roles in the crime-drama ‘Melinda’ and the popular horror film ‘Blacula.’
Los Angeles Times movie reviewer once considered McGee “one of the busiest and most beautiful black actresses.”
The last movie I remember seeing Vonetta in was this great movie with Danny Glover called, “To Sleep with Anger” (still waiting for that one to come out on DVD) and she looked as beautiful as I had remembered her when I was a kid. How old am I? I saw Thomasine & Bushrod in the movie theatre!
RIP Vonetta. Thanx for entertaining me. I’ll miss you.
NAACP is against the 1st Amendment!
Yeah. Like that’s a surprise.
At the NAACP’s annual convention in Kansas City, MO, this guy
took a big swig of the kool-aide and decided to support the New World Order by condemning the Tea Party. Who needs provocateurs when you have the NAACP???!!!
Oh and who is that guy? That’s Ben Jealous (I’m not kidding). He’s the new head of the NAACP. Stop rubbing your eyes. No he’s not Puerto Rican. Under the new Obama Math, he’s black and is the youngest ever national leader of the organization.
How’d he get that job? Actually I don’t know. You see, black people can vote for the President of the United States, but have no say or vote on the person chosen to lead them off a cliff. And that’s how we ended up with a man who didn’t read the transcript, know the facts or actually see the Rand Paul interview with Rachel Maddow, deciding that it was in the best interest of all coloured people, to distract us from fighting to uphold our inalienable rights, in favor of challenging Kentucky GOP Senate candidate and Tea Party supporter, Rand Paul, to a debate on civil rights.
Yeah, challenge Rand Paul on civil rights instead of asking Obama why he’s eroding them and selling us out to international bankers. I’m sorry. That’s racist, right?
Oh, and why is this billboard offensive exactly?
It’s actually interesting in a spooky kind of way. Makes me realize why history is important. What is that quote? Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it. Oh but I forgot. The new blacks are a lot more sensitive than the terrorists old ones. So it’s racist!
Hey NAACP! You want to help black people? Fight to uphold the Constitution, The Bill of Rights and especially the 1 and 2nd Amendments. That will not only help black people, but will help all of God’s Children, patriots and heathens alike, who call these United States home and stop wasting your time with controlled media talking points.
Related Articles:
In Iowa, Tea Party Trouble Over Obama Poster
NAACP vs. the Tea Party: Is This Fight Necessary?
Tea Party Billboard Linking Obama to Hitler, Lenin Turns Off Some Conservatives
Things Steinbrenner learned after he died…
- We’re all going to die.
- The world will continue to spin.
- You can’t take it with you.
- It is possible to steal someone’s thunder from the grave.
- It’s not worth it.
- He should have invested in hand baskets!
Pookie Get Your Gun!
A week after I stood “Pookie Watch”, to make sure that my fresh laid cement in my yard stayed that way, Kurt Nimmo broke the news…
Cops May No Longer Respond to Crime in Oakland, California!
Unfortunately, Oakland isn’t the only town making this announcement. (See related articles). The thing is, I think it’s happening in a lot of states, like New York, but they’re just not saying. And with police and sheriff budgets being cut to the bone, expect more of this nonsense to be going on.
And don’t get me wrong. This is not a lecture on why you should pay your taxes. The state tax you pay isn’t going to fund police departments any more than the income tax you pay funds the government.
So knuckle up! Smoke ‘em if you got ‘em! and support and defend the 2nd amendment any way you can, because gun laws don’t effect criminals, just law abiding citizens, because drum roll please CRIMINALS DON’T OBEY THE LAW!
DUH!
You can read the rest of this sad Oakland story here.
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Monday Funny
I was over on PrisonPlanet.com half reading about a new documentary called “We Will Not Be Silenced 2008” that claims Obama stole the presidential nomination from Hillary Clinton. I say only half reading it because now I am more than aware that I wouldn’t have mattered, if she’d won, we’d still be in the same place.
Anyhoo… while reading the article, I saw a comment by a guy named Glen that made me giggle…
“The Bilderberg scum don’t care which PUPPET is in the seat, Just that the puppet stays on message.
Kennedy is what happens to any puppet that gets off script.”
Come on. You know you chuckled.
Which company has secret, item-level RFID tagging plans?
This is new news to me but probably old new to some. I just found it pretty spooky.
At the Frontline Expo 2004 conference last week, Checkpoint revealed that one of their major clothing clients is secretly working on plans to incorporate item-level RFID tags into all of their merchandise in 2005. Could it be Abercrombie & Fitch? Old Navy? Calvin Klein? Carter’s? Champion? Apparently the brand doesn’t want its RFID involvement publicized; Checkpoint’s lips were sealed.
In the video above, they were adding the RFID chips to the store tags that you take off when you get home. I guess that would allow someone to track you until you threw the tag out. But the above article shows the company putting the RFID chips in the clothing tag. That’s a little more spooky because with that number, someone can track you whenever you have the shirt on. I don’t know why anyone would want to do that but I believe this is another step closer to reaching that Minority Report stage.
Related Articles:
Walmart Means To Spy On Clothing Use
RFID Tracking Devices To Go In Consumer Clothes
Radio Frequency Identification (RFID) a key part of the global surveillance society
The Fall of America
I’ve been watching this great documentary called The Fall of America and The Western World. It’s a 8 hours+ (9 DVD set), packed with tons of information about the mess that American’s currently find themselves in, how we got there, who’s to blame, and how we get ourselves out of it.
The documentary features a who’s who list of patriots like Joseph Farah, Naomi Wolf, Dr. Paul Craig Roberts, Professor Mark Crispin Miller, Alex Jones, Doug Casey, David Icke, Mickey Z, David McAlvany, Doug McIntyre, G. Edward Griffin and Ken Klein.
The documentary also features of 150 “Action Points” designed to get you thinking, researching, and talking about the difficult times that lie ahead. From researching something on the internet to emailing your friends and family about particular subject like “The Patriot Act” to reading a passage from a book and then discussing it, the filmmakers have not only created a great movie, they also have created a way for you to get smart, get involved, and get active.
GO HERE to see how I am progressing on my “Action Points” assignment. I have decided to create a page of my answers, with links, when applicable. Since there are 9 discs, this might take me a while, so check back often as I update my progress. And if you can, please visit PrisonPlanet.com or TheFallofAmerica.net and buy the set of DVDs for yourself.
Because… WE’RE NOT CHINA!!!
He's laughing AT you, not WITH you!
After posting Net Neutrality 3.0 yesterday, I wake up to this stupid headline!
Lieberman: China Can Shut Down The Internet, Why Can’t We?
Attempting to reassure CNN viewers that the government isn’t trying to shut down free speech on web, Senator only stokes more alarm by citing country that censors all online dissent.
Senator Joe Lieberman, co-author of a bill that would give President Obama a ‘kill switch’ to shut down parts of the Internet, attempted to reassure CNN viewers yesterday that concerns about the government regulating free speech on the web were overblown, but he only stoked more alarm by citing China, a country that censors all online dissent against the state, as the model to which American should compare itself.
And in case you think this is some kind of joke, here it is straight from the horses ass mouth, see for yourself.
